Grinder Jokes

What is the difference between a street musician and a gynecologist?
A street musician is an organ grinder with a monkey.
A gynecologist monkeys with an organ grinder.

Three men walk into a bar and sit down at the counter. The first thing that the bartender tells them is not to go into the back room, it is forbidden! Naturally, as soon as the bartender leaves, one of then men goes into the room. He sees a really hot, big-breasted woman in there and hundreds of penises all over the walls. She walks up to him and grabs him by the nuts and asks him what his father did for a living. He tells her that he was a meat grinder.... so she pulls out a meat grinder and grinds up his dick.... he runs out screaming. The second man goes in the room and the same thing happens, except he says, "My father was a butcher." So she chops it off and he runs out screaming. Then the third man goes in and once again the same thing happens. But when she asks what his father did, he says, "He was a lollipop tester, so get down and start sucking!!!"

fred and wilma flinstone was in bed wen pebbles there son came in and said daddy what is that fred said it is a rock and then he goes mommy what is that she said it was a rock grinder so pebbles goes so daddy puts his rock in mommys rock grinder and here comes pebbles