"Forbidden Room" joke
Three men walk into a bar and sit down at the counter. The first thing that the bartender tells them is not to go into the back room, it is forbidden! Naturally, as soon as the bartender leaves, one of then men goes into the room. He sees a really hot, big-breasted woman in there and hundreds of penises all over the walls. She walks up to him and grabs him by the nuts and asks him what his father did for a living. He tells her that he was a meat grinder.... so she pulls out a meat grinder and grinds up his dick.... he runs out screaming. The second man goes in the room and the same thing happens, except he says, "My father was a butcher." So she chops it off and he runs out screaming. Then the third man goes in and once again the same thing happens. But when she asks what his father did, he says, "He was a lollipop tester, so get down and start sucking!!!"
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