Gorilla Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The gorilla roared, 'Who's the king of the jungle?', and the deer replied, 'Oh, you are, Master.'The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. Again, he roared,'Who's the king of the jungle?', of course, the zebra replied, 'You are, master.'The gorilla walked of pleased. Then he came across an elephant. 'Who's the king of the jungle?', he roared again, at the elephant. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him.The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, 'Ok, ok, there's no need to get mad just because you don't know the answer!'
A man called the gorilla exterminator because a gorilla was in the tree in his front yand. When the exterminator came he had a gun, a stick, and a dog. He explained that he would climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until it falls from the tree.
"Then my dog will bite his testicles off."
The guy suspiciously asked, "What is the gun for?"
The exterminator replied, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, then you shoot the dog."
How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!
What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible, dummy!