Gimmick Jokes

So this guy wants to find a gimmick so he finds a gimmick selling tooth brushes. At one of the conventions one of the guys said i sold 5 thousand tooth brushes and the other guy said i sold 10 thousand tooth brushes and then the gimmick guy stands up and says i sold 4 tooth brushes. One of the guys says just 4. yup just 4 he replies. so after the convention the manager talks to him and says hey you gotta find a gimmick ya know we all got gimmicks, so he says ok. And in the next convention one guy says i sold 50 thousand tooth brushes and the other guy says i sold 100 thousand tooth brushes and the gimmick guy stands up and says well i sold 4 million tooth brushes and the worker says you mean 4? NO, 4 million so the worker asked well how did you do that? Well i went to the mall set up a stand got some chips and some dip. a shopper tastes and says " wow this tastes like shit. The gimmick guy replies it is wanna buy a toothbrush?

One day, a bar owner decided he had enough of the slow business and needed a gimmick. He finally decided on one. He got a horse and put it in the bar. He placed a sign over the horse and had the sign read.
"Pay $100, make the horse laugh win $1000" For years, the gimmick worked. Finally, a man walked into the bar saw the sign and asked, "Is that sign for real?" The bar owner told him it was.
The man paid $100, walked up to the horse and whispered something to the horse. The horse started to laugh falling to his knees.
The next day, the owner changed the sign.
Pay $100, make the horse cry, win $1000. For years the gimmick worked. One day, the same man walked into the bar and saw the sign. He paid the bar owner $100 and asked for a curtain. The man closed the curtain and then opened it a couple of moments later. The horse was now crying up a storm.
The man walked up to the bar owner and asked for his money. "Not so fast", the bar more...

A woman offered a brand-new car for sale for a price of ten dollars. A man answered the ad, but he was slightly disbelieving.' 'What's the gimmick?'' he inquired.
''No gimmick,'' the woman answered.' 'My husband died, and in his will he asked that the car be sold and the money go to his secretary.''

One day, a bar owner decided he had enough of the slow business and needed a gimmick. He finally decided on one. He got a horse and put it in the bar. He placed a sign over the horse and had the sign read.
"Pay $100, make the horse laugh win $1000" For years, the gimmick worked. Finally, a man walked into the bar saw the sign and asked, "Is that sign for real?" The bar owner told him it was.
The man paid $100, walked up to the horse and whispered something to the horse. The horse started to laugh falling to his knees.
The next day, the owner changed the sign.
Pay $100, make the horse cry, win $1000. For years the gimmick worked. One day, the same man walked into the bar and saw the sign. He paid the bar owner $100 and asked for a curtain. The man closed the curtain and then opened it a couple of moments later. The horse was now crying up a storm.
The man walked up to the bar owner and asked for his money. "Not so fast", the bar owner more...