Gilligan Jokes

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    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Arkansas Governor Application First name: ___________________Last name(if known): _______________________Address (where you live): Mother's name(list also relation, i. e., sister): __________________Birthdate(yours): ____________________Father's name (if known, if not, list two possible choices)______________Color of neck: Light Red( ) Medium Red( ) Dark Red( ) No Neck( )Year of pickup truck: ____________ Do you have the following in your truck: Fuzzy Dice( ) Gun Rack( ) Coon Tail( ) Filled ash tray( ) Used Condoms( ) Dead Road Kill( ) Dog of Unknown Breed( )Have you ever been to a large city? (Like Little Rock) Yes( ) No( )How far can you throw cow pies? __________ Do you eat cow pies? Yes( ) No( )Wife's name: __________________ Is she: Cousin( ) Neighbor( ) Sister( ) Mother( ) Neighbor's dog( ) Right hand( )Does your wife weigh: Less than 200 Pounds( ) Less than 300 Pounds( ) Less than a 747( ) More than a 747( )Do you know what a 747 is? Yes( ) No( )How much smarter than you is more...

    Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called "Gilligan's Island." There is, however, a dark secret about this "comedy" you may never have realized. The island is a direct representation of Hell.
    Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave. Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins:
    Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac.
    Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger's beauty.
    The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying know-it-all.
    Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed.
    Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger to help on any of their escape plans.
    The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - again, no explanation needed and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on each show.
    This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them there. He prevents them from leaving by more...

    Beverly Hillbillies
    Miss Jane tries to convince Mr. Drysdale to network all the PCs in
    the bank, but, typically, he won't spend the money. Frustrated,
    Miss Jane pleads with Jed Clampett to persuade Mr. Drysdale to
    "put in the LAN," but Jed thinks she said "put in the ham." Jed
    then gets Granny to cook up a dozen hams and has Jethro and Ellie
    Mae bring them to the bank. When they arrive, everybody is out to
    lunch, so Jethro begins to distribute the hams, but is frustrated
    when he can't get the coaxial cable to stay attached to the ham
    bone. To further complicate matters, Ellie May has brought along
    her pet goats, which begin to eat the ham and cable, causing the
    the VAX to short out and force an emergency electronic fund
    transfer of the Clampett millions to a competitive bank. As Mr.
    Drysdale is seen chasing Miss Jane down the hall with a crazed look
    in his eye, swinging a ham at her, Jed is heard to remark, more...

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