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When our Cricketers Die

Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do everyday.
Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there `s cricket in heaven?"

Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies,

"I dunno. But let `s make a deal: if I die first, I `ll come back and tell you if there `s cricket in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."

They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.

One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper,

"Sourav... Sourav!"

Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin `s ghost.
Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well," says more...

At the start of the Indian innings(280 required for a win),
Ganguly to Ramesh "I am not comfortable with Akhtar`s pace. So I
will attack Akram and u take care of Akhtar."

After 4 overs(with hardly any runs on the board),
Ramesh to Ganguly "These guys are bowling very fast. We will see
them off and then attack Mahmood and Saqlain."

After 13 overs(when Azhar Mahmood and Saqlain were bowling),
Ganguly to Dravid "I don`t think we can score off these guys as
well. We will wait for Arshad Khan and Shahid Afridi. Surely we can easily
attack them. After all, Shahid Afridi is a part-time bowler."

After Afridi bowled some overs,
Dravid to Robin Singh "Don`t worry, Robin. I heard that England
bowlers are easier to score off. We will play out 50 overs and attack in the
next match."

At the end of the match,
Joshi to Mongia "Why didn`t u try to force the more...

At the start of the Indian innings(280 required for a win),
Ganguly to Ramesh "I am not comfortable with Akhtar's pace. So I
will attack Akram and u take care of Akhtar."

After 4 overs(with hardly any runs on the board),
Ramesh to Ganguly "These guys are bowling very fast. We will see them off and then attack Mahmood and Saqlain."

After 13 overs(when Azhar Mahmood and Saqlain were bowling),
Ganguly to Dravid "I don't think we can score off these guys as
well. We will wait for Arshad Khan and Shahid Afridi. Surely we can easily attack them. After all, Shahid Afridi is a part-time bowler."

After Afridi bowled some overs, Dravid to Robin Singh "Don't worry, Robin. I heard that England bowlers are easier to score off. We will play out 50 overs and attack in the next match."

At the end of the match, Joshi to Mongia "Why didn't u try to force the pace?"
Mongia to Joshi more...