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    What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
    The entire Pakistani Innings.
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    Where do Pakistani batsmen perform there best?
    In Advertisements.
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    When would Rana-Naveed have 100 runs against his name?
    When he is bowling.
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    What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Pakistani batsmen?
    The walk back to the pavilion.
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    How to increase the chances of Pakistani batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
    Try giving them two overs to begin with, then try three and so on.
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    What is the Pakistani version of a hat-trick?
    3 runs in 3 balls
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    What is the height of optimism?
    Inzi coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
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    Phone Call for Inzi:
    Pakistan Team Manager: "Hello"(over Phone)
    Wife: "Can I talk to Inzi, this is his wife."
    Pakistan Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat"
    Wife:"No Problem Manager, more...

    Bad Light: what games tend to finish in, when it is probably twice as dark as it was when the batsman went off for bad light in the middle of the afternoon session.

    Bits and Pieces Player: cricketer who is only average at more things than the average player.

    Bowler's Limitation: maximum number of overs a bowler is allowed to bowl, which they usually exceed by bowling no-balls.

    Bowler Tossing The Ball Up: bowler celebrating a caught and bowled.

    Bowling Attack: a series of bowlers who defend.

    Building A Platform For The Innings: method by which batsmen bat very slowly leaving the tail to bat very quickly to ensure a decent total.

    Coloured Clothing: what players wear in the hope that spectators will wear it too; also a useful way for the crowd to tell the difference between the batsmen and the bowlers.

    Day/Night Match: one-day game played under contemporary over- rates.

    Death: part of the innings in more...

    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Three-one to sue the power company for insufficiently supplying power, or negligent failure to prevent the surge that made the bulb burn out in the first place, one to sue the electrician who wired the house, and one to sue the bulb manufacturers.

    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.

    Q: How many members of the England cricket team does it take to change a lightbulb?
    A: Four. One to change it after 85 overs, one to throw him the new one, one to drop it, and one to get caught rubbing something out of his pocket into more...

    How to increase the chances of Pakistani batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?

    Try giving them two overs to begin with, then try three and so on.

    What team is Sachin most likely to coach after retirement?
    The Grade 5 ladies college teachers team
    Who will be the next man of the match in the Indian Cricket Team?
    The 100% guranteed newcomers of the Indian Cricket Team... lol
    Who is the next person to retire from the Cricket Team?
    All, except for Sachin, he will become the water boy
    90% of the next Indian Cricket Team will not OWN houses or businesses in India, even if they do they better have them insured.. lol
    What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
    The entire Indian Innings.
    Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
    In Advertisements.
    When would Sachin have 100 runs against his name?
    When he is bowling, and in training matches
    What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
    The walk back to the pavilion.
    How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
    Try giving them two overs more...

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