Ganguly Jokes

Q. What is Ganguly's favorite movie?
A. Gone in 60 seconds.

Once During A Match Between India And Pakistan Ganguly Recieved A Phone Call From His Wife When He Was Just Going To Bat. So
Ganguly Asked Dravid To Answer The Phone And Went To Bat. Dravid Picked It Up And It Was Ganguly's Wife Dravid: Who Is It?
Ganguly's Wife: I'm Ganguly's Wife. I Want To Speak To Him. Dravid: Oh! Mam Dada Had Just Gone To Bat. Shall I Tell Him To
Call You Later When He Returns. Ganguly's Wife: Oh! No Needed He'll Be Back In Just 2 Minutes

Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. "I haven't seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed.
I am quick but he is quickest.", he says.
"I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way thru my run up."

What is the height of optimism?
Ganguly coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.
Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.
When would ganguly have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
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Once india lost a match against australia. the team was greatly dissapointed. sachin tendulkar came home shamefully. as soon as he reached home, his wife ordered him to bring vegetables from the market. he went to the market in the face of a woman as his reputation was not good at the moment. an old lady recognised him as sachin. he asked,"how do u know me? " she answered,"hey it's me ganguly!"