Fox News Jokes / Recent Jokes

On Fox News tonight there was a story about how you can actually get more jail time for stealing a pair of shoes than for being a child molester.

If this is true, I think there will be a lot of arguments like this in court:

"You can see, Your Honor, that it was just a simple misunderstanding. I wasn't planning to steal his shoes. I was just taking them OFF so I could molest him. "

I recently learned how the metal band Fuck The Facts got their name. Allegedly, they named themselves after FOX News.

A spokesperson said that the network will keep its name, but the logo will be changed to a drunk cowboy holding a bible. In return, the White House will rename the Lincoln Bedroom "Murdoch's Pad."

Fox News paid two million dollars to a Palestinian terror group for the release of their kidnapped reporter, Steve Centanni. The terrorists promised to use the money to kill more Jews, and Fox promised to use Centanni to prop up Israel.

An Obama administration official said that Fox News is only interested in making money. How ironic, the one business to make money because of the actions of the Obama administration is Fox News.