"Justice for All" joke

On Fox News tonight there was a story about how you can actually get more jail time for stealing a pair of shoes than for being a child molester.

If this is true, I think there will be a lot of arguments like this in court:

"You can see, Your Honor, that it was just a simple misunderstanding. I wasn't planning to steal his shoes. I was just taking them OFF so I could molest him. "

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