Fools Jokes / Recent Jokes
Three men were engineers checking a bridge when out of nowhere this masked man pointed a gun at them and said, "If you want to live, you'll jump off the bridge and you'll survive."Well, the gunman turned around to take his mask off and when he turned around the engineers saw it was a construction worker."April Fools!"he yelled out as water shot out from the"gun".The first engineer looked at him and said,"Tell that to the man who jumped when you had turned around."
Bishen Singh Bedi stands in the centre of a marketplace, tossing a cricket ball and addressing passersby.' Behno aur bhaiyoV Soon a large crowd collects round him. Bedi continues to toss the cricket ball and yells:' Brothers and sisters!'
A man approaches him and asks:' Sardar//' why don't you say something? See the enormous crowd you have collected.'
Replies Bedi:' Sir, you have no doubt seen lots of fools play with different kinds of balls on different kinds of playing fields. But I bet you haven't seen so many fools gather round one cricket ball.'
Little Jeremy was blind (aw!). One evening, his mummy put him on her knee and said, "Jeremy, I have a very special surprise for you. Tonight, if you pray very hard, when you wake up, you'll be able to see."
In great excitement, Jeremy stumbled upstairs, threw himself down next to his bed, and prayed his little heart out. "Please God, please, please, please give me sight. I'll be a good boy all the time, and I'll never use my eyes to look at naughty things or anything." (etc.) The next morning, his mother is awakened by howls from Jeremy's room.
She rushes into him. "What's wrong, son?"
"I still can't see!" he wails.
"Ha ha!" laughs his mum. "April fools!"
a woman is lying on the bed shorty after she had just given birth to a beautiful baby boy.as the doctor enters the room cradaling the newly born, he gets closer to the bedside of the new mother. all of a sudden the doctor throws the baby on the floor, boots it in the head and says 'aprill fools, it was dead anyway!!!'
Wife: you delivered an excellent speech.
Hubby: Thanks dear, but the audience was full of fools & idiots.
Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers & sisters?
A Jordanianmayor is suing a newspaperover an April Fools' Day report saying aliens were nearby. He almostevacuated the town's 13,000 frightened residents. I totally disagreewith the mayor. He should tell his people to act likeAmericans - you don't see us overreacting just because a few millionillegal aliens arrive each year.