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Ben & Jerry's new Israeli ice cream flavors:
Wailing Walnut
Moishmallow
Mazel Toffee
Rashi Road
Chazalnut
Oy Ge-malt
Cherry Bim
Cherry Bum
Mi Ka-mocha
Lemontashens
Manishta Nut
Abba Ebanana
Bernard Malamint
Cashew Le'Pesach
Chuppapaya
Choc-Eilat Chip
Simchas T'Oreo
All flavors come in a Cohen

"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.

"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.

Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"

"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just... erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer."Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just... erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

* To balance the yin of Good Humor, offers the yang from frozen Bile on a Stick.

* Number of kills clearly marked on the side of his truck.

* He's paranoid because he's "always being followed by someone disguised as little children."

* His route takes him down your street at precisely 3: 30 am every morning.

* Comes to work wearing only a strategically placed waffle cone.

* All the flavors have the word "Opossum" somewhere in their titles.

* Happy calliope music replaced with Mozart’s "Requiem."

* Offers three flavors: Chocolate, Vanilla, and Sacred Blood of the Martyrs.

* Popsicles, Creamsicles, Fudgesicles -- sure. Spleensicles? Never heard of ‘em!

* "Little Mr. Softee" always making surprise appearances.

* Every time you get close to his truck he guns it and laughs while yelling, "Maybe next time, Lardass!"

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Dear Shrink,
It haunted me for days, weeks, months, years. I couldn’t sleep at night. The sleep I got was full of nightmares and visions.
I fought bout after bout, fight after fight, with plagues of depression and insomnia; paranoia! Just the thought vexed me night after night, day after day.
I served stints in mental institutions, was even suicidal. Not even the normal 1-2 punch of Prozac and Zoloft would help.
Who would think that such a terrible and utterly disgusting act of cruelty and injustice could exist? Exist here in the United States of America, the land of the free the home of the Braves?
I could see a terrible wrong like this happening in third world anarchies, but here? The only place in the world where you can buy a six piece chicken McNugget and redeem 250 UPC symbols for a blue, red, and white basketball all on the same day!
I can still hear their merciless, nerve wrecking, voices; taunting him. They kept shrieking over and over that more...