Fir Jokes

Gabbar to Sambha: Pehle thakur ki biwi ko maar dalo, fir thakur ke haath kaato, fir usko roj viagra khilao.... Wo sar patak patak ke khud hi mar jaayega

Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child????

Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."

The judge turns to Husband and says "What do you have to say in your defense?"

The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.

"Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?" Yeh sunke...

Wife replied: "Judge sahab... bartan mera... dudh bhi mera... aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 bunde daalne se dahi bana tu fir wo dahi kiska..? mera ya do bund dalane vale ka"

Husband replied: "Typewriter mein kagaz mainedala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maineki, fir chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya meri?"

Frustrated Judge: "Agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par more...

Once there were two friends one had no brain his name was mad and one was very intelligent. One day mad was crying and the intelligent boy saw mad that he was crying so the intellingent asked mad that what is ur problem and mad answered that the thief stole his cow. So the intelligent boy said that go to police station and file and fir. So the mad said that i dont know how to file an fir. the intelligent boy told him that go to the police station and tell the police officer that somebody stole his cow and that day stars were shinning, dogs were barking and the theif picked up the cow and ran away. So the mad went to the police station and said this to the police officer: "somebody stole my cow, and that day stars were barking, dogs were shinning and the cow picked up the thief and ran away. the police officer!!!!!!