Fiancee1 Jokes

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    Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3. 1 to GirlFriendPlus1. 0
    (marketing name: Fiancee1. 0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee1. 0 to
    Wife1. 0 and it's a memory hogger, has taken all his space; and
    Wife1. 0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he didn't
    ask for them, Wife1. 0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and
    BrotherInLaw.
    Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4. 0...

    - A "Don't remind me again" button

    - Minimize button

    - Shutdown feature

    - An installshield feature so that Girlfriend4. 0 can be completely
    uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects)

    - "Abort" button (O. K. that one's pretty bad - but had to say it)

    I tried running Girlfriend 2. 0 with Girlfriend 1. 0 still installed,
    they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to
    uninstall Girlfriend 1. 0 but it more...

    Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3. 1 to GirlFriendPlus1. 0 (marketing name: Fiancee1. 0).
    Recently he upgraded Fiancee1. 0 to Wife1. 0, and it's a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1. 0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he didn't ask for them, Wife1. 0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw. These too slow down the system and cause a slow drain on the resources and well-being of the computer.
    Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4. 0:
    1. A "Don't remind me again" button.
    2. Minimize button.
    3. Shutdown feature - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4. 0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects).
    I tried running Girlfriend 2. 0 with Girlfriend 1. 0 still installed; they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend 1. 0, but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to more...

    Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3. 1 to GirlFriendPlus1. 0
    (marketing name: Fiancee1. 0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee1. 0 to
    Wife1. 0 and it's a memory hogger, it has taken all his space; and
    Wife1. 0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he did not
    ask for it, Wife1. 0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and
    BrotherInLaw. Some features I'd like to see in the Upcoming
    GirlFriend4. 0...
    - A "Don't remind me again" button
    - Minimize button
    - Shutdown feature
    - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4. 0 can be completely
    uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects)
    I tried running girlfriend 2. 0 with girlfriend 1. 0 still installed,
    they tried using the same i/o port and conflicted. Then I tried to
    uninstall girlfriend 1. 0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I
    tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system
    directory. more...

    Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3. 1 to GirlFriendPlus1. 0 (marketing name: Fiancee1. 0).

    Recently he upgraded Fiancee1. 0 to Wife1. 0, and it`s a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1. 0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he didn`t ask for them, Wife1. 0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw. These too slow down the system and cause a slow drain on the resources and well-being of the computer.

    Some features I`d like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4. 0:

    1. A "Don`t remind me again" button.

    2. Minimize button.

    3. Shutdown feature - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4. 0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don`t lose cache and other objects).

    I tried running Girlfriend 2. 0 with Girlfriend 1. 0 still installed; they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend 1. 0, but it didn`t have more...

    Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).
    Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it's a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he didn't ask for them, Wife1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw. These too slow down the system and cause a slow drain on the resources and well-being of the computer.
    Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4.0:
    1. A "Don't remind me again" button.
    2. Minimize button.
    3. Shutdown feature - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects).
    I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed; they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend 1.0, but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, more...

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