Elton John wants to ban religion completely because it promotes "hatred towards gay people." For the same reason, I would like to ban "Candle In The Wind."
elton john and rod stewart are walking down the road when they see a woman with her head stuck in between a fence and rod walks over and takes her from behind and says to elton go on have a go and elton replies oohhh i would never get my head between those railings.
What do you get when you cross Mariah Carey and Elton John? Nothing. Elton John prefers men.
What does Philip Christy and Elton John have in common? They both play the skin flute!!!
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana? One's composing, the other is decomposing.