Elton John Jokes
Elton John wants to ban religion completely because it promotes "hatred towards gay people." For the same reason, I would like to ban "Candle In The Wind."
In a push to diversify characters, DC Comics has announced that the newest incarnation of Batwoman will be a lesbian.
In related news, Elton John is in talks to purchase the rights to play her in the big-screen adaptation.
Of this, John says, “I am THE BatBitch, bitch!”
World breathes sigh of relief; returns attention to Israel/Palestine.
Elton John is sick of American Bands' style, saying "The tattoos, the piercings, the t-shirts....It's not pretty, it's not pleasant it's not exciting...Please stop it now." Elton John then went on to say "The only accessories a true rock-n-roll star needs are marshmallow moons, stars, horseshoes, pots of gold, rainbows, red balloons and clovers."
If Jesus was gay, he would have turned water into Mai Tais.