Dumb Men Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q:What is the best way to get a man to stop pestering you?
A.Stare at his crotch and laugh.Q:Why do men have to flex their muscles around women so much?
A.Because they have nothing else to brag about.Q:If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
A.YES!!!Q:Why do men never stop to ask for directions?
A.Because they aren`t lost, they just don`t know where they are.
Once there were three construction workers. When it was lunchtime one day, they all sat down together.The first one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, turkey! I hate turkey!" So he shot himself with a rivet gun.The second one opened his lunchbox and said, "Eeew, ham! I hate ham!" So he jumped off the building.The third one opened his box and said, "Eeew, mac and cheese! I hate mac and cheese!" So he ran himself over with a bulldozer.At the funeral, their three wives were talking about their lost husbands. The first two were very sad, but the third was rather puzzled.The first wife said, "I thought he liked turkey!"The second one said, "I thought he liked ham!"But the third one was still puzzled. She said, "I thought he packed his own lunch."
I think my wife is selling drugs! Yesterday I was running a little bit late for work and the phone rang. I answered it. Before I could say anything a male voice on the line said, Hey honey is that DOPE gone yet?
How can you tell if a man is happy?Who cares!!!
A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth. *POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman!
Q: Why do men have slits in their underware?
A. So they can get oxygen to their brains.
Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually active?
A. He`s breathing!