Dong Jokes / Recent Jokes

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John
A poor ex-Marine with a little fraction gone
It seems one night after getting with his wife
She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife.
PENIS, that is.
Clean cut.
Missed his nuts.
Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by John's side
And Lorena's in the car taking Willie for a ride
But she soon got tired of her purple-headed friend
And tossed him out the window as she rounded the next bend.
CURVE, that is.
Tossed the nub.
In the shrub.
Then she went to the cops and confessed to the attack
So they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back
They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there!"
To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air.
FOUND, that is.
By a fence.
Evidence.
Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long
So a Dick Doctor said, "Hey, I can fix that dong."
A needle and thread is more...

AP-Man faces 20 years for smuggling 14 birds in his pants. A man pleaded guilty for trying to smuggle live birds, through Los Angeles International Airport, by strapping them to his legs. Sony Dong (his real name) admitted to the crime when asked by security if he had birds in his pants. Dong replied, "Yes and my cockatoo."

Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"Come and listen to my story' bout a man named John, A poor ex-marine with little fraction gone, It seems one night after gettin' with the wife, She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife. Penis, that is. Clean Cut. Missed his nuts. Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side, And Lorena's in the car taken' Willie for a ride. She soon got tired of her purple-headed friendAnd tossed him out the window as she rounded a bend. Curve, that is. Tossed the nub. In the shrub. She went to the cops and confessed to the attack, And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back. They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "Over there"To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air. Found, that is. By a fence. Evidence. Now peter and John couldn't stay apart too longSo a dick doc said, "Hey, I can fix that dong!""A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need"And the whole world more...