"Dong Dinged for Ducking Directives" joke

AP-Man faces 20 years for smuggling 14 birds in his pants. A man pleaded guilty for trying to smuggle live birds, through Los Angeles International Airport, by strapping them to his legs. Sony Dong (his real name) admitted to the crime when asked by security if he had birds in his pants. Dong replied, "Yes and my cockatoo."

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