Cupcakes Jokes

One day 7 year old David and his parents decided to go to the park with Grandma Jane. They were having a great time running and playing together. Then David saw a couple making out very very passionatly, so David asked "Mom, Dad, what are they doing?" While David asked the question Mom and Dad were getting alittle frisky themselves and said "Oh hunny they are getting ready to make cupcakes."
"Oh okay." said David After he asked the question he ran off and played. "Grandma Jane? Could you watch David for us? We wanna... go make cupcakes." said Mom giggling.
"Sure, said Grandma Jane, "have fun"
"Oh we will." said Dad as they walked to the car. Grandma Jane sat down and fell asleep right away.(Shes known for that) David saw his mommy and daddy leaving and ran to the car with no one noticing him.
About 2 hours after Mom and Dad made their "cupcakes" they heard a noise in the living room, they went more...

The Chocolate Ritual (You need to know a bit about wicca for this to be a knee slapper.. . )

Materials required: On the altar are brown candles, a Tootsie Roll (the big one), a large glass with milk in it (the chalice), a small dish of Nestle's Quik and a spoon, a small dish of chocolate sprinkles, a plate of cupcakes, and some Yoo-Hoo along with a goblet. The athame is represented by a cake knife reserved only for cutting Devil's Food Cake, and the pentacle is represented by a chocolate star.

CLEANSE THE SACRED SPACE:
(take the small bowl of chocolate sprinkles)

Chocolate sprinkles where thou art
Cast no calories in thy presence last.
Let no fat adhere to me
And as I will so mote it be!

Nestle's Quik where thou art cast
Turn this milk to chocolate fast.
Let all good things come to me,
and make my milk all chocolatey!

CAST THE CIRCLE
(using the Tootsie roll)

CALL THE more...

A little boy was watching TV with his mother and saw two bears making love. He quickly asked, "Mom, what are they doing?"
His mother was so stunned, she said, "Making cupcakes, honey."
He got up from the sofa to look out the window. He then looked in his neighbor's window and saw them making love. He quickly asked his mother, who was still sitting on the couch, "Mom, what are they doing?"
"Making cupcakes, honey," she replied.
The little boy turned around and asked, "Mom, did you and daddy make cupcakes on the couch last night?"
Stunned, his mother replied, "Why did you ask me that?"
"Because I licked all the frosting off the couch!" he happily replied.

Little Johnny was playing in the playground when he looks over and sees two teenagers having sex. He runs over to his mum who tells him that they are making "cupcakes".
He then goes on and continues playing. He then sees 2 20 year olds getting naked in the sand box. He runs over to his mum and asks what they are doing. She again tells him that they are making "cupcakes."
The next morning Little Johnny's mum asked him if he had a good sleep. He replies no. He then goes on "You and daddy were making a lot of noise when you were making "cupcakes" last night". She Replies "And how do you know we were making "cupcakes?"
He then says with a huge grin on his face. "I licked the icing off the couch!"

A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law and was surprised to find his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake the cupcakes. After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Timmy to put the icing on. When he had finished, he brought them to the table.

"The cupcakes look delicious, Tim." his uncle said. And he took a bite while looking at the other cupcakes. "Timmy these are so good."

As he finished one and took another he again complimented his little nephew. "The cupcakes look beautiful, Tim," his uncle said. "How did you get them iced so evenly?" And he took a large bite while waiting for the answer.

His nephew replied, "I licked them."