Cubes Jokes / Recent Jokes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!

One day, a man came home from work and found his blonde wife leaning over the kitchen sink, crying.
"Honey, what's wrong?" he asked.
"I dropped the ice cubes on the floor, so I rinsed them off in hot water," she sobbed, "and now I can't find them."

"Divide fourteen sugar cubes into three cups of coffee so that each cup has an odd number of sugar cubes in it."
"That's easy: one, one, and twelve."
"But twelve isn't odd!"
"It's an odd number of cubes to put in a cup of coffee..."

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? She couldn't find the recipe.

Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland? The inventor died and took the recipe with him.

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

Why should you never ask a blonde to make ice cubes for you?