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    WARNING FOR THE HUMOR IMPAIRED-THIS IS SATIRE
    These are smilies :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
    Use them liberally where indicated.
    There has been a considerable call for a Creationist FAQ, which
    doesn't seem to be forthcoming in any great hurry. In the interests
    of facilitating matters I have decided to jump the gun and provide
    a provisional Creationist FAQ. Regard this as a provisional effort;
    I am not an expert in these matters and may have erred in a few small
    details. Criticisms and suggestions for improvement are welcome.
    Speculations on my private life will be met with dignified silence.
    Q: What is the principle evidence for Creationism?
    A: The Holy Bible, of course. After all, is it likely that the author
    of the Universe would be mistaken about its age?
    Q: But isn't the Bible religion and not science?
    A: Truth is truth. It's a poor sort of science that ignores truth.
    Q: But isn't there a lot of evidence for evolution?
    A: Not more...

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