Craig Jokes / Recent Jokes
The was a man who had three georgeous kids and one extremely gruesome one.
While on his deathbed, he asked his wife, "Marie, tell me one thing. And please be honest. Am I the father to our last boy, Craig?"
"Yes, honey," rplied his wife, "I promise you, Craig is 100 percent yours."
"I can die a happy man. Godbye my love."
And the man peacefully passed away.
Maria, gave a big sigh and said quietly, "Thank goodness he didn't ask me about the other three."
Senator Larry Craig's lawyer, William Martin, said his client only pleaded guilty in a sex sting because he was under extreme stress from journalists.
"It was like he couldn't even go to the bathroom without being approached," said Martin.
Former US Sen. Larry Craig has opened a consulting firm. Offices will be opened in most US airport bathrooms.
In dieting news, Monica Lewinsky is the new spokes-model for the Jenny Craig dieting system. Pictures are being shown of a pre- and post-Jenny Craig Monica.
A second round of advertising will be showing her dress, before and after the dry-cleaning. I don't know what the ad slogan is going to be for this particular campaign, but I suspect that it will not be as tasteless as it should be.
Monica's Jenny Craig diet tip #1: Taste, but don't swallow.
Tip#2: If you can't remember the name of the President, don't worry as it is on the tip of your tongue.
Tip#3: As you go down, so will your weight.
Tip#4: There are other choices, the only thing you shouldn't blow is your diet.
And finally tip#5: Don't be a sucker for other diet plans, go to Jenny Craig.
I guess it is the lure of money that brought Monica to Jenny Craig... She is already known for keeping up with the Johnsons, so it is time to keep up with the Jones.
(c)2000 The Reverend Shayne Dark
Alaska makes Craig an honorary citizen. The Governor of Alaska(now John McCain's 2008 running mate) sends Craig Ferguson a personalvideo offering honorary citizenship to the host. From June of 2007.
Craig Newmark, The founder of Craigslist, said on Thursday he is not interested in selling the his famous website.
However, if he changes his mind and decides to unload the site, Newmark promises he'll sell it with an ad on Craigslist under "erotic services."
The cost for CL will be 300 "roses" and will also include a free bj from a hermaphodite midget.