Larry Craig Jokes

It's been revealed that Senator Larry Craig of Idaho was arrested in June for soliciting an undercover police officer in a men's room. Craig is claiming entrapment, saying the cop was dressed as a Congressional page.

"I am not gay. i was just simply tapping my foot while listening to WHAM! on my ipod"

Iowa Senator Larry Craig, who was arrested for lewd conduct in a public restroom issued this statement "I am not gay, but i did try to blow a guy at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Idaho Senator Larry Craig will announce his resignation this morning from the Boise Depot, the city's historic, iconic (and phallic!) train depot.

The 10:30am press conference will be held in the men's rest room, or did you guess?

Which begs the question, Senator, have you no sense of irony, at long last?

The Depot grounds include the lovely Platt Gardens, featuring graceful pathways, a gazebo and koi pond, and a panoramic view of the Boise Front (a large undeveloped area just north of town).

“it’s a magical place really," the Senator said, "perfect for a day out with the family or for the kind of multiple, anonymous homosexual encounters of which I am so fond.”