Craig Jokes / Recent Jokes
How Does a Person Decide Who to Marry?
"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." Kally, age 9
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Allan, age 10
"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you got to find out later who you're stuck with." Kirsten, age 10
Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married
"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then!" Cam, age 10
"No age is good to get married at... You got to be a fool to get married!" Freddie, age 6
How Can a Stranger Tell if Two People are Married?
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." Eddie, age 6
"You might have to guess based on whether they seem to more...
Britney spears craig david and shaggy were on a plane and someone farts craig david says i'm walking away shaggy says it wasint me and britney spears says opp's i did it again
the next day they are on a plane and someone farts shaggy says it wasnt me craig david says i;m walking away and britney spears says stronger than yesterday.
Craig Shergold is a 10 year old boy who is dying of cancer. Before
he dies, he would like to set the world record for receiving the
most Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipes. You can help Craig by sending an
irate fax to LEXIS-NEXIS demanding that they remove all traces of
your mother's maiden name from their executive washroom wall. They
will respond by sending e-mail labeled "Good Times" to the computer
controlling Craig's life support equipment. When Felippe Linz, the
technician operating the computer, opens this mail, his hard drive
will be overwritten with thousands of credit card invoices for
$250.00, erasing the last bit of evidence that Hillary was seen on
the grassy knoll when JFK was shot, thus allowing world domination
by Bill Gates and his tri-lateral commission cronies who are eating
fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches in the black helicopters
with Elvis.
Chocolate maker Nestle announced Monday that it will purchase weight loss product maker Jenny Craig Inc. for $600 million.
The large investment is an attempt to further Nestle’s health and wellness programs, as well as the latest chess move in a continuing effort by big business to ensure that Jenny Craig spokeswoman Kirstie Alley remains fat.
Q: Why can't lesbians be on a diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A: They can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.