Cotton Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why dont black people use advil?
There afraid to pick the cotton from the top!
Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?" "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he cant read; so Ahm readin the letter for him." "How come you got the cotton in your ears?" "Hollis dont want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!"
Why do they put cotton in asprin bottles...to remind everyone black ppl were cotton pickers before drug dealers
On his first visit to the psychiatrist, the nervous young man explained that his family made him seek help because he preferred cotton socks to woolen ones. "That's no reason for you to see me," retorted the physician. "In fact, I myself prefer cotton socks."
"Really?" the happy patient exclaimed. "Do you like yours with oil and vinegar or just a squeeze of lemon?"
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cotton.
Cotton who?
Cotton a trap, please help me!
Q: How do you make a proud black woman pick cotton?
A: Light the string on her tampon on fire.