Condom Jokes / Recent Jokes
This was sent to me by a person who wishes to remain anonymous to protect His/Her good standing with collegues at work. I'm guessing they don't have as good a sense of humor as this individual :)
I heared of one funny product warning which was supposedly printed on a condom box:
"Warning: If this product should be found ineffective, then Happy Father's Day!"
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it. An elderly man opens it and asks him what caused him to knock so loudly.The passerby asks, "Who's in your upstairs room?"The elderly man replies, "I can't see how it's any of your business. Since, you must know, my daughter and intended son-in-law are upstairs."The passerby hands him the used condom and says, "Well, I just wanted you to know that your intended grandchild fell out the window!"
A just-married Chinese couple decided to make love on the wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condom from the shop nearby. When the husband left, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off. The husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sell condom and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20 cents coin. He asked the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality does he want. "The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each." So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him. While the husband was out, a black Indian thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabs the thief and happily screwing away. The wife more...
A Sri lankan visit his friend in newyork. They went for a night out. Friend said when ever you go for a girl make sure to wear a condom so that you will not get HIV.
They were walking at 42nd street and suddenly a guy came infront of them and demanded all the money they had and threatne to inject HIV.
The friend suddenly gave all his money and ask his sri lankan friend to do the same but he refused. The robber injected the HIV and disappeared.
His friend was so upset and told him you are new to this city and why didnt you give your money to him? Do you know that you are already injected with Deadliest HIV.
Sri lankan friend said "Dont worry i am already wearing a Condom"
Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.
While in a Houston bar's restroom, my co-worker saw the following
scrawled on a condom machine:
Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? So she can have a doggie bag for later.