Pharmacy Jokes

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    A penguin walked into a pharmacy and asked for some fish. The pharmacist explained that being a pharmacy they did not sell fish. The pharmasist said there was a shop down the road that sold fish. 15 minuets later the penguin came back and asked for some fish. The pharmacist said that if he came back again that she would nail his beak to the counter. Then the penguin asked if they had any nails. The pharmacist said "no". "Well in that case, have you got any fish!

    A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating
    with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf.
    Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the
    counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.
    The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf-mute, and then picks
    up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket.
    Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign
    language.
    "Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."

    A guy enters a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once. I need something to keep me horny.. keep me potent."
    The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."
    The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."
    The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy, limps up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and skin is hanging off in some areas.
    The man says, "Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat."
    The pharmacist replies in horror, "You can't put Deep Heat on that!"
    The man says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."

    A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."

    A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out.
    The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing fit to bust. The pharmacist thinks this odd and asks his assistant that, if the man returns, to follow him.
    Sure enough, he comes into the store the next day, repeating his actions once more. The assistant duly follows. Half an hour later, he returns. "So did you follow him?" "I did." "And...where did he go?" "Over to your house!"

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