Cheeseburger Jokes

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    How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

    your momma is like a double cheeseburger fat tasty and only worth a buck.

    A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".
    The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve food here".

    A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve food here".

    A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, & a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers pulled up. They came in, and one grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger out of his hand and took a huge bite from it. The second biker drank the trucker's coffee, & the third biker wolfed down the apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word, just paid the cashier & left. When he was gone, the bikers snickered & congratulated each other for being such bad asses. As the cashier walked up, a biker growled, "He ain't much of a man is he?" "He's not much of a driver neither," replied the cashier. "He just backed his 18 wheeler over three motorcycles."

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