Condiment Jokes

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    Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

    This is the story of a different kind. No melting CPU's, no screaming
    disc drives, just the kind of psychological torture that scars a man
    for life.
    I had a 9:00 meeting with my sales rep. I needed to buy an entire new
    series 70, the works. He said it'd take about an hour. Three hours
    later, we'd barely got the datacomm hardware down on paper, so he
    invited me downstairs for lunch.
    This was my first experience in an HP cafeteria. Above the service
    counter was a menu which began...
    MMU's (Main Menu Units)
    0001A Burger. Includes sesame-seed bun.
    Must order condiments 00110A separately
    001Deletes seeds.
    002 Expands burger to two patties.
    00020A Double cheeseburger, preconfigured. Includes cheese,
    bun and condiments.
    001 Add-on bacon.
    002 Delete second patty.
    003 Replaces second patty with extra cheese.
    00021A Burger Upgrade to Double Cheeseburger
    001 From Single Burger.
    002 From Double Burger.
    003 more...

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