Librarian Jokes

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    School Library

    Hot 4 years ago

    The new school librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the names of borrowers on the book cards herself, she would have the youngsters sign their own names. She would then tell them they were signing a 'Contract' for returning the books on time.
    Her first customer was a third grader who looked surprised to see a new librarian. He brought three books to the desk and shoved them across to the librarian, giving her his name as he did so.
    The librarian pushed the books back and told him to sign them out. The boy laboriously printed his name on each book card and then handed them to her with a look of utter disgust.
    Before the librarian could even start her speech, he said scornfully, "The other librarian we had knew how to write."

    Blonde in the Library.

    Hot 2 years ago

    A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!"
    The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - "So, you're the one who took our phone book..."


    Hot 9 months ago

    So this chicken walks into the library, and she walks up to the librarian and she says: "Book."
    The librarian says: "You want a book?"
    "Any book?"
    So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off she goes. An hour later the chicken comes back and says, "Book-book"
    The librarian says: "Now you want two books?"
    So she gives the chicken two more novels. The chicken leaves but she comes back soon. "Book-book-book."
    "Three books?"
    So the librarian gives the chicken three books, but she decides she'll follow the chicken and find out what's going on.
    The chicken goes down the alley, and out of town and towards the woods, into the woods and down to the river, down to the swamp, and there is a bullfrog. The chicken sets the books down by him, and he looks at them and says: more...

    Blonde librarian

    Hot 3 years ago

    a man walks in a library and asks the blonde librarian if they had any books on suicide? He said hed like to kill himself,
    she said yes, theyre in aisle g4. He walks back there and comes back in about fifteen minutes and says theres no books on suicide back there. he said he looked all over the shelf and just couldnt find them. the blonde librarian said oh man them people never bring those books back

    A blonde walked in a library and went to the librarian, pulls out a thick book and started screaming at her.
    The librarian stares at her, then calmly replies, "So you're the one who took our phone book."

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