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Pas being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!

Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end.

Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!

There was this cat that went to heaven. When he got up there God asked him was there anything he could do for him to make his stay more plesent. The cat replied that he wanted a nice soft coushon for him to lie on because he was tired from being chased by dogs. God gave him the coushon and the cat went off. A few hours later 3 mice came. God asked them the same thing he asked the cat. The mice asked for a pair of rollerblades each because they have been chased by women with brooms all their life. God gave the rollerblades and they went off. Later that day God went to the cat to see how things were going. The cat said great and those meals on wheels were spectauler.

A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got your bloody ball!"

Guess the following movie quotes. All movies were released between the years 1980 and 1989. Comedies, dramas, action, etc. Some are quite simple, and others are more difficult.

There are 37 items, followed by the answers at the bottom, so you may wish to save reading this for a less hectic portion of your day.

1) Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

2) We're on a mission from God.

3) People on' ludes should not drive.

4) This house is clean.

5) Shall we play a game?

6) Terrific!! I've got a trig mid-term tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.

7) Back off man, I'm a scientist.

8) That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.

9) I know a little German. He's sitting over there.

10) Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo.

11) Excuse me, Dick, I mean Rich, will milk be more...