Chased Jokes / Recent Jokes
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
Binoculars & Glasses
Glasses never collect moisture when you come in from the cold outside.
Computer geeks and "intelligent" persons use them, action heros never have glasses.
Whenever someone looks through the binoculars, you see two joined circles instead of one.
Bodily Functions
People never cough, sneeze, blow their noses, or show any other symptoms of being in less than perfect health.
You can eat as much as you want in a film and you'll never EVER have to go to the bathroom.
Locks
Any lock can be picked with a credit card or a paper clip. Any safe can be opened in a few minutes with a stethoscope or some high-tech equipment with lots of blinking lights.
Women
Women will always have shaved legs and armpits, even in caveman movies.
Women will be worrying about their nails or dresses while people are trying to kill them.
Woman falls to the more...
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?"
Two easter bunnies were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket.
After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, “Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them? ”
Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?""Let us spray!" replied the other.