Blonds Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didnt want them shitting in the streets during parades.

There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.
When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"
So they turned around and went home.

There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"So they turned around and went home.

whats the difference beetween a blond and a mosquito? mosquitos stop sucking when you slap them, blonds don't.

Why did 3 blonds jump off the building?
To see if their maxi-pads had wings!

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

a group of blonds came to a bar and chanted "51 days! 51 days!" They ordered a bottle of champagne and sat at a big table. Soon more blonds came in and they chanted "51 days! 51 days!" The bartender asked: "Why are you chanting?" and they said, "Well, the ten of us got together to put together this puzzle. The box says 2-4 years, but we managed to do it in 51 days!"