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Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two pigs and Kiki, a stunning blonde. When the rocket is outside the stratosphere, the first stage drops off. Contact is made: "Houston here, Pig 1, Pig 1, do you read us? Over." "Oink, oink, here Pig 1, read you loud and clear." "Pig 1, do you still know your instructions?" "Yes, when we get to the moon, I press the red button to initiate the moon landing. Over." "That's right. Over and out." They go on until the rocket separates its booster stage." Hello, Pig 2? Come in please." "Oink, oink, here Pig 2, read you loud and clear." "OK, Pig 2 do you remember your instructions?" "Yes, when we've landed on the moon and are ready to leave, I press on the green button to initiate the launch program." "That's right, Pig 2. Over and out." An hour later, when the rocket has achieved the correct speed the last stage drops off more...

Q: Why did the three blonds jump off of the roof of the building??
A: They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blonds?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A Labrador retriever.
Q: What do UFOs and smart blonds have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

A blond is as cute as my great great great (etc.)grandpa and he died in 2001.
The only resons blonds get dates faster because they are the stupitist.

there are two blonds in a car and one in a row boat in the middle of a wheat feild trying to row. the two blonds pass bye and one sayes its blonds like that that give us bad names. and the other one said ya if i could swim i would get out there and kick her ass.