Bestiality Jokes

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    Alaska may consider bans on bestiality after a 26-year-old registered sex offender was accused of molesting a local family's pet dog in the community of Klawock.Governor Sarah Palin, who is a strong supporter of the bill stated, “If this bill would have passed a year a go, my daughter may have never gotten pregnant”

    SEX(1) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(1)
    sex - have sex
    sex [ options ]... [ username ]...
    sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
    fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they
    are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to
    make things more interesting are as follows:
    -1 masturbate
    -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
    -b buggery
    bestiality with
    -c chocolate sauce option
    -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
    get a date with the features described in
    -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
    -f foreplay option
    -i coitus interruptus (messy!)
    -j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
    -l leather option
    -m masochism (see -s)
    -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
    -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
    kills it)
    -o oral option
    -O parallel access more...

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