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A nun gets into a cab in New York. She demurely says in a small, high, voice, "Could you please take me to Times Square?"
In a thick Brooklyn accent the cabbie initiates conversation, "Hey sista, that' s kinda a long drive? You mind if we, like, chat?"
The nun says, "Why no my son, whatever is on your mind?"
The cabbie, "About dis celibacy thing, are you telling me you never think about doin' it?"
The nun, "Why certainly, my son, the thought has crossed my mind a time or two. I am of weak human flesh you understand."
The cabbie, "Well, woulda ever consider, you know, doin'it?"
The nun, "Well, I suppose under certain conditions, in a very unique circumstan ce, I might consider it."
The cabbie, "Well what would dose conditions happen to be?"
The nun, "Well he'd have to be Catholic, unmarried and well, certainly, he coul d have no children."
The cabbie, more...