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There is a new Barbie doll on the

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Steamroller Barbie. .. doll squashed flat

There is a new Barbie doll on the

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Frozen Barbie on a Stick. .. in your grocers frozen food section

Very expensive Barbie Doll!

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which one? We have -'Barbie goes to the gym'for $19. 95. ..'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19. 95. ..'Barbie goes shopping for $19. 95. ..'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19. 95...'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19. 95. .. and' Divorced Barbie' for $375. 00." "Why is the Divorced Barbie $375. 00, when all the others are $19. 95?" Dad asked surprised. Simple..."Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."

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Not At Toys R Us

Toys You Won't See (at Toys R Us) This Christmas
Drill' Em' N Fill' Em" Home Dentistry Kit
Boobs in a Bottle" Breast Enlargement Formula
"Jump-Start" Home Defibrilator Save someone from a heart attack
without the hassle of rushing them to a hospital!
"Golden Shower" Beer The only alcoholic beverage made from 100%
recycled beer.
"Time Life Books Presents Home Surgery"
'Stripper Fun' Barbie
The Book of Mormon, Episode II
"No Thanks" Trapdoor for Solicitors Installed with iron spikes,
crocodiles cost extra
"Balz-Off" Testosterone Repressor
Keychain Belly Rings Hang your keys on your belly button!
' Gynecologist' Ken Comes with' Sexy Patient' Barbie

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Terminology Aussie Style

Log On... Make the barbie hotter
Log Off... Don't add any more wood
Monitor... Keeping an eye on the barbie
Download... Get the firewood off the ute
Floppy Disc... What you get lifting too much firewood at once
Window... What you shut when it's cold
Screen... What you shut in the mozzie season
Byte... What mozzies do
Bit... What mozzies did
Mega Byte... What Townsville mozzies do
Chip... A bar snack
Micro Chip... What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
Modem... What you did to the lawns
Dot Matrix... Old Dan Matrix's wife
Laptop... Where the cat sleeps
Software... Plastic knives and forks you get at Big Rooster
Hardware... Real stainless steel knives and forks from K Mart
Mouse... What eats the grain in the shed
Mainframe... What holds the shed up
Web... What spiders make
Web Site... The shed or under the verandah
Cursor... The old bloke that swears a lot
Search Engine... What you do more...