Barbie Jokes / Recent Jokes
"Equal" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal; but boys and girls are not born the same.
1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose.
2. You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later. You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your
home to the church, even if you're driving there.
3. Boys' rooms are usually messy. Girls' rooms are usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess.
4. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.
5. When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they more...
A little girl is waiting in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up onto Santa's lap and Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
"I'd like a Barbie and a G.I. Joe," she replies.
Confused, Santa says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"Oh, no," she explains. "She comes with G.I. Joe. She just fakes it with Ken!"
Ralph is driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's
his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.
He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop
assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she asks, "Which Barbie?"
She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes
to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes
to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the sales lady replies. "The Divorced Barbie comes
with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture."
A little girl is in line to see Santa When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas"?
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe".
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No", says the little girl. "She comes with GI Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer. .. an excellent Holiday gift idea