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As long as the Yankees GM isn't out of cash it isn't bad news.

Today Mr. Goodwrench hung himself with a fan belt.

Toyota Motor Corp. said it has reached a settlement in a sexual harassment lawsuit filed by a female employee
The Toyota Motor North America Inc. employee had sought $190 million in damages when she filed the suit in May against her former boss, Hideaki Otaka. The parties agreed to the settlement when it became apparent that Mr. Otaka was indeed not a "black belt at bukakke" nor was he a certified "Federal Boobie Inspector."
Toyota Motor Company has also decided to drop their countersuit seeking damages for "Ribel."

The woman, in hermid-20s,hit a gatepost causing the car owned by her driving school to flip. What was so astounding, the car she was driving was a Fiat 500 and not a Toyota.

My dad decided to buy my mom a new car for her birthday and finally decided on a Toyota Camry. Do you suppose he's sending a message?

Toyota's president said he will delay his trip to the U.S. until the world economy improves. He is now expected to arrive the day after Hell freezes over.

I tried to trade in my big old run-down clunker but was told my wife didn't qualify.