General Motors Jokes
General Motors and Segway Inc. announced this week that they are working together to develop a two-wheeled, two seat, electric vehicle that is designed to be a fast, safe, inexpensive, and clean alternative to cars and trucks. General Motors is hoping that the vehicle is the beginning of reinventing the company to begin turning a profit and pay back the government loans that have been keeping the company afloat. There is no timetable for when the cars will become available, but the price has been set at $2 billion dollars each.
To celebrate their 100th anniversary, General Motors is giving the public the same deal it gives to its employee's. So they'll sell you a crap car, fire you, and ship your job to Mexico.
As long as the Yankees GM isn't out of cash it isn't bad news.
Running back Cadillac Williams did not play despite being cleared by team doctors. He's so determined to not run, he's changing his name to "Geo" Williams.
When asked by Congress what happened to the money, GM responded, “Well you know how it is?... a sale at Kohls here, dinner at Olive Garden there, before you know it – BAM – we’re lookin’ at our statement goin’ ‘Holy Moly! We shouldn’t have bought that Coach purse!’”.
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