Arab Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you call Arab public relations?A: An oxymoron.
Actual transcript from meeting of "Arab Comunity Organizations of Anytown":#1: I am the leader.#2: No, I am the leader, you are not the leader.#3: No, he is the leader, I am the President.#2: Are your saying I'm not the leader?#4: Wait, I am the leader.
Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat’s milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr." "This is my second son. He is a martyr also." After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully,
"They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
Arabs can not say words like "P" properly, for Pepsi, they will say "Babsi" Those who live in Arab countries know this fact.
One new Arab was looking for parking in USA, he asked an American, I want to "bark" my car, can you tell me where I can bark?
The American replied, " This is a free country, you can bark anywhere you like." An Arab told me this joke.! Lal Gehi
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says “Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition! ”
So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!
The CO was so impressed, he asked “How did you do it? ”
“Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, “Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks! ”
An Arab, Frenchman, American and a Mexican are riding down the highway.
The Arab picks up an AK-47. He shoots a couple of rounds and then throws the gun out the window. The American asks him why he through the gun out the window and the Arab says they have so many of those where he is from he doesn't care about what happens to them.
The Frenchman picks up a bottle of wine and drinks a little and throws it out the window. The American asks him why he tossed it. The Frenchman says they have so much of it where he is from he doesn't care what happens to it.
The American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window.
In an emergency session of The Arab League, Saudi Foreign Minister Saud al-Faisal complained about Hezbollah. "These acts will pull the whole region back, and we cannot accept them." He added, "Also, Beirut is where I keep my bitches."