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An Englishman, roused by a Scot's scorn of his race, protested that he was born an Englishman and hoped to die an Englishman.
"Man," scoffed the Scot, "hiv ye nae ambeetion (Have you no ambition)?"

An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -"What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir!""What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!""What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!""Good man!" says the Major. He goes to the next bed." What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir!""What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!""What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!""Good man!" says the Major. He goes to the next bed." What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir!""What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!""What's your ambition?" "To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush more...

Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s your problem, Soldier? ”
“Chronic syphilis, Sir. ”
“What treatment are you getting? ”
“Five minutes with the wire brush each day. ”
“What’s your ambition? ”
“To get back to the front, Sir. ”
“Good man, ” said the Major.

He went to the next bed, “What’s your problem, Soldier? ”
“Chronic piles, Sir. ”
“What treatment are you getting? ”
“Five minutes with the wire brush each day. ”
“What’s your ambition? ”
“To get back to the front, Sir. ”
“Good man, ” barked the Major.

He moved to the next bed, “What’s your problem, Soldier? ”
“Chronic gum disease, Sir”
“What treatment are you getting? ”
“Five minutes with the wire brush each day. ”
“What’s your ambition? ”
“To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir! ”

Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

A golfer who was well into his golden years had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California, the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the green that is on a spit of land that juts out off the coast.

It was something he had tried hundreds of times without success. His ball always fell short, into the water. Because of this he never used a new ball on this particular hole. He always picked out one that had a cut or a nick.

One year he went out to Pebble Beach to try again. When he came to the fateful hole, he teed up an old cut ball and said a silent prayer. Before he hit it, however, a powerful voice from above said: "WAIT. .. REPLACE THAT OLD BALL WITH A BRAND- NEW BALL."

He complied, with some slight misgiving, despite the fact that the Lord seemed to be implying that He was going to let him finally achieve his lifelong ambition.

As he stepped up to the tee once more, the voice more...