Aardvark Jokes / Recent Jokes
Who is the Lone Aardvarks faithful Indian companion? Tanto
Knock Knock Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! Knock Knock Who's there? Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron on the side of caution! Knock Knock Who's there? Acid! Acid who? Acid down and be quiet! Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch! Knock Knock Who's there? Adam! Adam who? Adam if I do and adam if I don't!
Knock Knock Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!
What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? Its the VCRdvard
Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very friendly. Does it bite? Thats what I want to find out.