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    After 3 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been
    promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the
    Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR
    Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings,

    He told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and
    asked him to sit down saying; My friend, you have not worked here for even
    one day.

    The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

    Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

    Man:- 365 days and some times 366

    Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

    Man:- 24 hours

    Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

    Man:- 8am to 4pm. i. e. 8 hours a day.

    Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

    Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i. e. 1/3(one more...

    After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not

    been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and

    that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to

    walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings,

    he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed

    and asked him to sit down saying; Myfriend, you have not worked here

    for even one day.

    The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to

    explain.

    Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

    Man:- 365 days and some times 366

    Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

    Man:- 24 hours

    Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

    Man:- 8am to 4pm. i. e. 8 hours a day.

    Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

    Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 more...

    After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation.

    The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying, My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

    Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
    Man:- 365 days and some times 366

    Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
    Man:- 24 hours

    Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
    Man:- 8am to 4pm. i. e. 8 hours a day.

    Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
    Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i. e. 1/3(one third)

    Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 more...

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