Promoted Jokes

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    Bubba and Earl got promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Shortly after, they were out walking when Bubba said, "Hey, Earl, there's the NCO Club. Let's go in and have us a drank."
    "But we's privates," protested Earl. Pointing out their stripes, Bubba replied, "No we ain't Earl, we's Sergeants now!"
    They went in and ordered their drinks. A few minutes later, a hooker walked up to Bubba and said, "You're real cute. I'd love to take you somewhere and make you feel real good, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
    Bubba pulled Earl closer and whispered, "Quick, go look in the dictionary and see what that gon-o-rea means. If it's good, give me the okay sign."
    Earl came back and gave Bubba the okay sign. A couple of weeks later, Bubba was in the infirmary with a case of gonorrhea. "Earl," he said, "why'd you gimme the okay fer?"
    "Bubba, in the dictionary it says gonorrhea only affects the privates. more...

    Jim was so excited about being promoted to Vice President of the company he worked for, he continually bragged about it to his wife for weeks on end.
    Finally, she got to the point where she couldn't stand it any longer. "Jim, that promotion means absolutely nothing. Heck, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"
    "They do?" he said. Not sure if he should believe her or not, he decided to call the grocery store himself and check it out.
    When a clerk answered the phone, Jim said, "Yes, I'd like to speak with the Vice President of peas, please."
    "Sir, would that be frozen or canned?" asked the clerk.

    The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice- chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?" "Thanks," said the employee. "Thanks?" the boss replied.a "Is that all you can say?" "I suppose not," the employee said. "Thanks, Dad."

    The boss called one of his employees into the office.
    "Joe," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four months later, you were promoted to vice- chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?"
    "Thanks," said Joe.
    "Thanks?" the boss replied.a "Is that all you can say?"
    "I suppose not," Joe said. "Thanks, Dad."

    The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you've
    been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?”“Thanks,” said the employee.“Thanks?” the boss replied. “Is that all you can say?”“I suppose not,” the employee said. “Thanks, Dad.”

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