Whenever my girlfriends take me back to their place, they always slip into something comfortable.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
The police were called to our house after a violent domestic dispute.
My wife completely lost her head. I was lucky and just had cuts and bruises.
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!