"coma" joke

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Whenever my girlfriends take me back to their place, they always slip into something comfortable.
A coma.

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

- They see me rollin', they hatin'...
- nan get out of the trolley

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Kenneth:the whole point of her name is that she went into the restroom and used sandpaper to smooth things out she did not pick the scabs.
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