"Talking Dog (classic joke)" joke
A man walks into a bar with his dog and goes up to the bartender and says, " I bet you $50 that my dog can talk!"
The bartender laughing at the man says, "Okay, you're on pal!"
So the man asks his dog, "What is on top of a house?" and the dog replies back "Woof" The man satisfied with the dog's answer says, "There my dog talked!"
The bartender then says " No he didn't he just barked! You owe me $50!" The man gives the bartender his $50 and storms out of the bar.
The next day, the man comes back with the same dog and says to the bartender, "Okay now I bet you $100 that my dog can talk!"
The bartender laughs at him again and says " Okay you're on!"
The man then asks his dog, " Who is the greatest baseball player ever?"
And the dog replies "Woof!"
The man shouts at the bartender "There my dog talked! He said Ruth, Babe Ruth"
The bartender replies back furiously," No he didn't he just barked! You owe me $100!"
The man disappointed give the bartender $100 and walked out of the bar.
While the man and dog were walking down the street the dog looks up at the man and says, " Hey, you think I should have said Sammy Sosa?"
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