"Santa The Priest" joke

Santa Joined The Priest And Then Followed Him Into The Confessional. A Few Minutes Later A Woman Came In And Said "Father, Forgive Me For I Have Sinned"

Priest: "What Did You Do?"

Woman: " I Committed Adultery"

Priest: "How Many Times?"

Woman: "Three Times"

Priest: "Say Two Hail Marys, Put $ 5. 00 In The Charity Box, And Sin No More"

A Few Minutes Later A Man Entered The Confessional. He Said

"Father, Forgive Me For I Have Sinned"

Priest: "What Did You Do?"

Man: "I Committed Adultery"

Priest: "How Many Times?"

Man: "Three Times"

Priest: "Say Two Hail Marys, Put $ 5. 00 In The Charity Box, And Sin No More"

Santa, A Quick Learner, Told The Priest That He Understood The Job And The Priest Could Leave.

Santa d'costa Was Now Alone. A Few Minutes Later Another Woman Entered And Said "Father, Forgive Me For I Have Sinned"

Santa: "What Did You Do?"

Woman: "I Committed Adultery"

Santa: "How Many Times?"

Woman: "Once"

Santa: "Go Do It Two More Times, We Have A Special Offer This Week, Three Times For $ 5. 00 "