"One day an Indian, English," joke
One day an Indian, English, and Polish guy all wanted to get blow jobs.
So they decided to go to a place where they could get what they wanted.
When they got in they saw that there were three levels: gold, silver and
So the English guy said, "I think I will take the bronze level. The other
two guys sat there for about two minutes when the English guy came out.
He said that was the best blow job he had ever had. The Indian asked him
what she did that was so special.
He said she put ice cream on my dick and licked it all off.
Then the Indian said I think I will take the silver level. Three minutes
later the Indian come out and said that was the best blow job I've ever
The other two guys asked what she did. He said she put ice cream, hot
fudge and caramel on my dick and licked it all off.
The Polish guy was amazed at what she did to the Indian so he decided to
take the gold room.
Five minutes later he came out saying, "That was the best blow job I've
There was a pause, then the English guy asked the Polish guy what she did.
He said she put, ice cream, hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream and a cherry
on my dick.
There was another pause, "Then what? Then what?" shouts the English guy.
"Well," said the Polish guy "it looked so good I ate it myself."
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